超级经典的二条英文短信，不看后悔十辈子啊！

Love is a potion of philter God-made.
爱情是一副神造的春药。

For women love is a bread ticket undated and timeless;
For men love is a race track venturesome and deathful.
对女人而言，爱情是一张长期饭票；对男人来说，爱情是一条致命跑道。