Jim’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的历史考试

舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

It's always me

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　　The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　总是我

　　一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”
　　 大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　 父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”
　　 又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　 父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”
　　 大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”

It's always me

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,I'll eat it all!"

The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
　　 The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"

　　总是我

　　一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？”
　　 大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　 父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？”
　　 又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
　　 父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？”
　　 大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”